Mantras to Live By (Part 1)

If you don't like cats, you've probably never had one.
If you don't like Twitter (or Foursquare or Facebook), you probably just aren't using it right.
If you can't appreciate/tolerate my favorite music (or bars or movies or food), then why should I have to appreciate/tolerate yours? (Note: I will still appreicate/tolerate your favorite things anyway because I'm nice and open-minded like that.)
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. (Okay, that one is from Thumper....)

*Note also that this post is titled Part 1. I'm guessing this is only the beginning of a long line of similar posts...